Monday, December 17, 2012

Gingerbread houses!

It's finally gingerbread house time! We did they nativity again. But this time we did a few changes. The first is Joseph's house. (On the top left corner.) The second is the flower shop. (The little thing next to the stable.)
Me and my city gates. (I kind of over loaded the candy on top.)

Here is Kivi and her inn. (The doorbell system was really cool!)

Jasper and his Joseph's house. He said I could have all of his green candy and all of his red candy! (Which is basically all of his candy.) I am thankful for him.
 Opal and her stable.
 Everybody and their gingerbread houses! 

Tuesday, December 11, 2012

The Nativity - trailer


I made my own movie! But this time I made a trailer for it! The trailer is super cool. You will want to watch it over and over again! It has an adventure theme. You are going to love it! It is the greatest thing I have ever made! In fact, You can watch it right now! Go ahead! Maybe you will learn something about Jesus!


Thursday, December 6, 2012

Forts and Jasper

Jasper and forts seem to be related.  Jasper always seems to be building them. Forts seem to always have a Jasper in them. Forts have four simple ingredients. Chairs, blankets, pillows and books. Sometimes we build forts that take up a small part of the living room. Sometimes we build forts that take up a little more of the living room. Sometimes we build forts that take up half the living room. Sometimes we even build forts that take up the whole living room! Forts are super fun. We even figured out how to build an up stairs! If he were allowed to Jasper would build a fort every day. I am the one who comes up with how big the forts should be. We just love forts.

Friday, November 30, 2012

Pineapples

I love pineapples a lot. They taste like squishy apples. I wish I had enough pineapples to last me three whole years! Lots of people think that pineapples are pokey. But pineapples actually just have skin that sticks out is some places. I like how pineapples look. They look so tropical! They also look like a rare type of pokemon! None of my over siblings like pineapple. Thats why I don't get it that often. I wish we had six pineapple plants in our back yard. But unfortunately they would never grow. Pineapples are my favorite fruit besides apples. The only thing I  don't like about them is when they get cooked.

Tuesday, November 20, 2012

The Strong Bape of Tender once again part five

The Strong Bape of Tender took the ice cream to a scientist. The scientist told him that there was a thing in the ice cream that was spraying gun-powder into the ice cream. So the Strong Bape of Tender went to the ice cream factory. He went to talk to the guy in charge.The guy in charge said that they kept finding little balls so they put them in the ice cream. The Strong Bape of Tender asked why they were putting the balls into the ice cream.
 "We put them in because they smelled good," said the guy in charge. Here, smell a ball. The Strong Bape of Tender took a ball and smelled it. It smelled like something that smelled really good!
"It really smells good!" said the Strong Bape of Tender.
"But when it gets cold it explodes," said the guy in charge.
"But if they explode when it is cold why do you put them in the ice cream?" asked the Strong Bape of Tender.
"Ummm… well… I never really thought about that…," said the guy in charge.








                                                    TO BE CONTINUED…AGAIN…FOUR TIMES...

Wednesday, November 7, 2012

My movie party!

 When I turned 9 I had a movie party. This is Dada handling the cotton candy and popcorn makers.
 Berg loved the cotton candy! He kept asking for more!
See that bucket of popcorn? Those are actually cupcakes!
This is us watching the movie. We watched the lorax!

Grandma and Grandpa made the root beer floats. They were really good!
This is our group picture. It was the the biggest party we have ever had!
This is me opening presents. I had to give about a million hugs!

Tuesday, October 30, 2012

fall

Orange, hard pumpkins
Skinny, yellow corn
Wreaths of yellow, orange and red
Orange leaves fall from trees
Bees make honey
Horses go into their sheds
Sleepy kids go to their beds
Everyone watches the full moon
The wind sings a calming tune




Tuesday, October 23, 2012

The Strong Bape of Tender once again, part four

The Strong Bape of Tender once again hoped into his car mobile. He turned the dial to, (ok, you already know what he turned it to,) and he was off! Then he saw an ice-cream shop. Ice-cream was one of his favorite desserts. (Especially the fluffy kind!) So he went to get some ice-cream. When he got inside it was a normal ice-cream shop. Lots of freezers all around, the clerk behind the counter screaming his head off, people blowing up after eating their ice-cream. People blowing up after eating their ice-cream! The Strong Bape of Tender went and got some ice-cream. He poked the ice-cream. The outside was soft like ice-cream but the inside was hard like metal! This was definitely not normal ice-cream. And this is definitely not a normal story.








                                                             TO BE CONTINUED…AGAIN…THREE TIMES...

Friday, October 19, 2012

The Strong Bape of Tender once again, part three

The Strong Bape of Tender hoped into his car mobile. He turned the dial to step-on-the-gas-pedal-mode and he was off! When he reached the fluffy desert he had to stop. It was so fluffy he couldn't drive through! Then he saw a little blue cord. He pulled it and the whole desert exploded! Now it was a peaceful lake full of man eating guitars, of course. Now the Strong Bape of Tender was confused. First of all, because guitars don't eat anything. Second of all, because a desert became a lake. And third of all, because there is no third of all. So he pulled the cord again. The lake turned back into the desert, except, it wasn't fluffy and was now full of man eating guitars.                                            








                                                   TO BE CONTIUED…AGAIN…TWICE...

Tuesday, October 9, 2012

The Strong Bape of Tender once again, part two

Hello, and welcome back to the adventures of the Strong Bape of Tender. Right now he is talking to the kid giant's huge dad. Let's go and listen.
"SO YOU ARE THE ONE THAT MADE MY SON SO HAPPY? the dad giant asked.
"Yes I was the one that did that, said the Strong Bape of Tender.
"WELL I HAVE A WONDERFUL SURPRISE FOR YOU THEN, said the dad giant
"really!? asked the Strong Bape of tender, What is it?!"
" TO FIND OUT, YOU WILL HAVE TO COME TO MY HOUSE," said the dad giant. "I WILL GIVE YOU THE DIRECTIONS."
"I will write them all down", said the Strong Bape of tender.
"OK", said the dad giant. "FIRST YOU GO THROUGH THE FLUFFY DESSERT. THEN THROUGH THE HAPPY WOODS. THEN YOU WILL SEE MY HOUSE."





           






                                                     TO BE CONTINUED…AGAIN...

Friday, October 5, 2012

The Strong Bape of Tender once again, part one

Hello and welcome back to the adventure's of the Strong Bape of Tender. Remember when the kid giant fell into the stinky sewer and the Strong Bape of Tender magically turned it into hard dark chocolate? Well now he's going to face the giant's huge dad! Right now he's having a good fluffy breakfast of bacon and popcorn while playing with his Tinkertoys. He was building a tower that reached through all 366 levels of his bubble house! (But to do it he needed to build an elevator around his kitchen table.) When suddenly, his Tinkertoy tower shook! Then he heard a big booming voice!
It said, "MY SON TOLD ME THAT SOMEONE MADE HIM FALL INTO THE SEWER AND TURNED IT IN TO CHOCOLATE. AND HE LOVED IT! WHO AM I TO THANK?"
The Strong Bape of Tender stepped out of his house. "I am," he said.







                                                                                TO BE CONTINUED...

Tuesday, September 25, 2012

I told you I was a genius!

I told you I was a genius! That is the saying I made up when I was about six. Now I say it all the time!

My little brother Berg likes it. So now whenever I say, "I'm a genius.", he says, "No, I'm a genius!"

I even made up songs about it! Here, I will teach you one. (Try to sing this to Who Let The Dogs Out.)

I I I I I am a genius! I I I I I am a genius! I I I I I am a genius!

Do you like it? I made it up my self.


By the way this is me a couple years ago. I just thought this picture was more genius like. Don't you think I'm a genius?

Monday, September 17, 2012

stuff

 I am going to tell you about some of our stuff. These are our binoculars.
This is our bumbo seat. 
This is one of our baby toys. 
 This is one of Dada's shoes.
 This is the opposite of a solar powered light.
 This is our jumpy seat.
 This is our tiny bird house.
 This is our family schedule.
 This is the front (er is it back?) door.
 This is our kitchen aid.
 This is our coffee pot.
 This is our cooker thingymabob.
 This is one of our tea pots.
 This is our trash can.
 This is our menu.
 This is our picture wall.
 This is our ball bowl.
 These are our candles.
 These are our toothbrushes.
This is some of our soap.
 This is kivi's toothbrush cover.
And this is me, Kivi, Jasper and Opal's laptop.

Monday, September 10, 2012

Berg Series


This is a series of funny videos of my little brother Berg. He is funny in many different ways. He can copy anything you say. He wants everything you have. He wants you to read him everything you read. He still has double chin. He is very chubby.He loves the ipad. He learns really quick. He can count to ten. He will show (not give,) you anything. He likes to cook. He is very yellable. (Meaning he yells a lot.) He is a very good toddler.



                


Friday, August 31, 2012

Pokemon

 Pokemon is my third favorite game. I am going to show you some of my favorite Pokemon.
These  ones are Venonat and Capterite. They are bug type.
 This one is Gyarados. He is water.
 These ones are Picachu, Electrobuzz, Blitzle and Voltorb. They are electric.
These ones are Charizared, Moltres, Challmander and Torcoal. These are fire type.
 These ones are Gengar, Gastly, Sableye and Haunter. They are ghost type.
 These ones are grass type, Scyther, Veanasour, Bulbasour, Ivyasour, Victoreebell and Weepingbell.
Seel, Laparas and Glacie are ice type.
 These ones are Loveadisc, Munchalax, Expaloud, Snorelax, Loudred, Ratatata, Linoone, Arobark, Lictung, Vulpix, Chansey, Zigzagoon, Ninetails, Jigglypuff, Ratiacate and Cleafairy. They are normal type.
This one is Gothitelle. She is physic/space type.
These ones are Koffking and Weezing. They are poison type.
These are Pokeballs, theres a Quick Ball, a Timer Ball, a Great Ball, a Luxury Ball, a Pokeball, a Dive Ball, a Safari Ball and a Master Ball.
 This is a Pokedex.
 These are the characters. There's Team Aqua, Team Rocket, Wally, Gary, Team Magma, Ash, May and Professor Oak.
 These Pokemon are Onix and Geodude. Rock type.
These ones are Clamperl, Vaporeon, Carviana, Sharpedo, Kyogre, Wailord, Tentacruel, Wailmer, Squirtle and Blastoise. These are all water type.

The End