The Strong Bape of Tender once again hoped into his car mobile. He turned the dial to, (ok, you already know what he turned it to,) and he was off! Then he saw an ice-cream shop. Ice-cream was one of his favorite desserts. (Especially the fluffy kind!) So he went to get some ice-cream. When he got inside it was a normal ice-cream shop. Lots of freezers all around, the clerk behind the counter screaming his head off, people blowing up after eating their ice-cream. People blowing up after eating their ice-cream! The Strong Bape of Tender went and got some ice-cream. He poked the ice-cream. The outside was soft like ice-cream but the inside was hard like metal! This was definitely not normal ice-cream. And this is definitely not a normal story.
The Strong Bape of Tender hoped into his car mobile. He turned the dial to step-on-the-gas-pedal-mode and he was off! When he reached the fluffy desert he had to stop. It was so fluffy he couldn't drive through! Then he saw a little blue cord. He pulled it and the whole desert exploded! Now it was a peaceful lake full of man eating guitars, of course. Now the Strong Bape of Tender was confused. First of all, because guitars don't eat anything. Second of all, because a desert became a lake. And third of all, because there is no third of all. So he pulled the cord again. The lake turned back into the desert, except, it wasn't fluffy and was now full of man eating guitars.
Hello, and welcome back to the adventures of the Strong Bape of Tender. Right now he is talking to the kid giant's huge dad. Let's go and listen.
"SO YOU ARE THE ONE THAT MADE MY SON SO HAPPY? the dad giant asked.
"Yes I was the one that did that, said the Strong Bape of Tender.
"WELL I HAVE A WONDERFUL SURPRISE FOR YOU THEN, said the dad giant
"really!? asked the Strong Bape of tender, What is it?!"
" TO FIND OUT, YOU WILL HAVE TO COME TO MY HOUSE," said the dad giant. "I WILL GIVE YOU THE DIRECTIONS."
"I will write them all down", said the Strong Bape of tender.
"OK", said the dad giant. "FIRST YOU GO THROUGH THE FLUFFY DESSERT. THEN THROUGH THE HAPPY WOODS. THEN YOU WILL SEE MY HOUSE."
Hello and welcome back to the adventure's of the Strong Bape of Tender. Remember when the kid giant fell into the stinky sewer and the Strong Bape of Tender magically turned it into hard dark chocolate? Well now he's going to face the giant's huge dad! Right now he's having a good fluffy breakfast of bacon and popcorn while playing with his Tinkertoys. He was building a tower that reached through all 366 levels of his bubble house! (But to do it he needed to build an elevator around his kitchen table.) When suddenly, his Tinkertoy tower shook! Then he heard a big booming voice!
It said, "MY SON TOLD ME THAT SOMEONE MADE HIM FALL INTO THE SEWER AND TURNED IT IN TO CHOCOLATE. AND HE LOVED IT! WHO AM I TO THANK?"
The Strong Bape of Tender stepped out of his house. "I am," he said.