You are not a fish

I AM A FISH!!!

You are not a fish.

I AM A FISH!!!

No really, you are not.

I AM A FISH!!!

Ok, seriously, you are NOT a fish.

I AM A FISH!!!

You do realize that you are actually saying words right now, and a fish can't do that.

I AM A FISH!!!

Fish can't talk.

I AM A FISH!!!

Fish can't even type in all caps.

I AM A FISH!!!

In fact, fish can't type at all.

I AM A FISH!!!

Ok, I do not see AT ALL how you could be a fish.

I AM A FISH!!!

Fish have flippers.

I AM A FISH!!!

Fish have gills.

I AM A FISH!!!

Fish have scales.

I AM A FISH!!!

Fish aren't even humanoid.

I AM A FISH?

No, you are not.

OH.

Finally!

I AM A WALRUS!!!!!

Noooooooooooooooo!