The Adventures of Ham-man and Ebenthefrog

One day, Ham-man and Ebenthefrog were just strolling down the sidewalk, looking for some bad guys to fight and some mysteries to solve, when suddendly... Bam! Mam! Smam! Tam! A giant horse appeared in the sky above them! Ham-man and Ebenthefrog tried to run away, but the horse was really really fast! It charged at them, and started smashing buildings! Then, Ham-man had an idea. He whispered his idea into Ebenthefrog's ear so that the horse wouldn't hear, and started. Ebenthefrog climbed up the horse's leg, got onto his back, and started poking him with his finger, and reciting the formulas for lots of different areas and perimeters, and solving simple alegbra problems. While the horse was distracted, Ham-man got a dump truck full of dirt, and dumped all over the ground around the horses hooves. Then, he hoed down all of the dirt, planted seeds, in it and grew tons of wheat, entangling the horses hooves in all of the wheat grass. Then, while the horse was trying to get out of the wheat grass, and being tortured by all of the poking and complicated math from Ebenthefrog, Ham-man pulled out his famous leather hat, and pulled it over the horse's head. Then Eben the frog teleported the horse away. The End