Take 250 pieces of green paper. Cut up each piece into fourths. Repeat the following instructions for each forth piece of paper: Fold up the bottom about one half inch. Fold the paper into thirds. Slide the bottom of one half into the part that you folded up on the other half. Take each half at the top, and fold diagonally to the side. Fold top down. Draw face with black sharpie.
HYPER ACTIVE KYLE!!!!!!!!!! UH-HUH!!! OH YEAH BABY!!!!!!!!! WOOOO!!!!! TASTE THE RAINBOW!!!!!!!
The enchiladas are coming. The enchiladas are coming. The enchiladas are coming!
I like Pie. I told you I was a genius! Corned Bread, Oh yeaaaah. When I am at high altitudes, my ears pop. Yours do too. It is all true. But they will not turn blue. But they might. You never know. I'm just say'in. If your ears turn blue, then that means that they are either really cold, or that they are changing colors. Or both. Word.
That was my attempt at a rap. Pretty awesome huh?
The sky is blue. And I like the color purple. Our chairs are comfy. Typo. Did you catch it? Probably not, because before you read this, and before I even posted this post, I fixed it. So yeah. Take that typo. You been deleted. Oh yeah. Poof. Gone with the wind. Killed. De-pixelated. Termenated. All of the ateds.
It is quite possible that you had too much sugar the day that you wrote this. But it is pretty funny.
ReplyDeleteI love you soooooooooooooooooooooooooo much!
Love,
Nonnie