-ish

One day, there was a flish. The flish was a very smish flish, and it had a dish. On the dish, the flish served kish to pish. That same day, there was a pish. The pish was at the local mish, and it was being served kish from a flish. This particular flish was very rish. It served kish like a shish, and was nice to the pish. The pish liked the flish, so the pish gave the flish some zish. The flish liked the zish, so the flish liked the pish. The pish went to the flish and said nish. The flish went to the pish and said nish. The pish and the flish were yish.

You are not a fish

I AM A FISH!!!

You are not a fish.

I AM A FISH!!!

No really, you are not.

I AM A FISH!!!

Ok, seriously, you are NOT a fish.

I AM A FISH!!!

You do realize that you are actually saying words right now, and a fish can't do that.

I AM A FISH!!!

Fish can't talk.

I AM A FISH!!!

Fish can't even type in all caps.

I AM A FISH!!!

In fact, fish can't type at all.

I AM A FISH!!!

Ok, I do not see AT ALL how you could be a fish.

I AM A FISH!!!

Fish have flippers.

I AM A FISH!!!

Fish have gills.

I AM A FISH!!!

Fish have scales.

I AM A FISH!!!

Fish aren't even humanoid.

I AM A FISH?

No, you are not.

OH.

Finally!

I AM A WALRUS!!!!!

Noooooooooooooooo!

The Blob

One day there was a blob. The blob was yellow, and green, and red, and blue, and black, and pink. One day, the blob decided to go swimming. So it got in the water. The water was very cold. The blob got out of the water. The blob still wanted to go swimming though, so he went to a pool, and got in, but everyone at the pool was too scared of him, so he got out. Then he had an Idea. He went back to the lake, where he got into a kayak and rode out into the lake. Then the kayak tipped over, and the water was still very cold, so he decided to go to the zoo and look at giraffes instead. The End